Slopcruise to Tartlinn

Ok so firstly there are so many photos on this entry because this was such a fucking great trip i didnt want to make it seem shitty.



We boarded the Baltic Queen for the 'ESN Sea Battle'. This is a cruise from Stockholm to Tallinn (Estonia's capital) with aprox 2000 horny drunk international students from Estonia, Finland, and Sweden. Jönköping was deffs the sexiest of all of these universities. Our girls were wearing t-shirts with a skanky nickname (like Lara's "I like big baguette", as shes a frenchy) and then thier group name.. i kid you not, the "Sloptarts". My mind exploded with how much fun you could possibly make of this name. I mean it sounded like Robyn Antin herself was after another girl group to mentor. And our guys had the "Good Cunts Club" which i was peer pressured to join, but i dodnt really want to write that on myself. So as you can see Jönköping Univeristy only hosts refined, PC, and classy students.



We were given random cabins, which kinda sucked, but i was with Marion and Paul, more frenchies but they are good fun, and we didnt spend much time in the cabins anyway. Why would you when there was a tacky Vegas style club with its own dazzle razzle show featuring Elvis and Tom Jones. and some short Estonian chick they painted black to be Diana Ross.



So the boat from Stockers To Tallinn was a great night. We got wasted off tax-free alcohol, danced at the 2 tacky clubs and me and Jasper explored the boat. Us for bitches (pictured above) were constantly rating boys.. looking for a 7. we found a few 7's. but the talent was week.

We also had, ahah, a "Taco Buffe", which isnt the most appitising sounding idea whist one is on a boat. but it was hilarious, they had free wine so everyone went savage like the fountain scene in mean girls and i even spilt red all over Japsers jeans. ha.



Ah, there she is, the beauty that is the Baltic Queen.



Perri told us hilarious stories about her night as we hungoverly staggerd through the streets of Tallinn. I still dont know what i thought of this city. It was small, and quaint, with loverly locals, but it didnt have much going on.



Heres some creepy Estonian stuffed toys



We actually spent most of the day in this amazing square, with fountains that were hidden under glass thingies doing yoga with our sensai Perri. She is also Wikiperria and Googlebrainperri. God bless her soul.

Then back on the boat for another party. this time I stayed up till around 7 dancing in sun light like a maniac at "Ibiza bar". This was great, spet i was still drunk walking through Stockholm the next day..






Now my third time in Stockholm, i tried to navigate the others though the Gamla Stan, and i kind of did, but then forgot where weekday was so we went to topshop instead (coz japser has shit taste)



And then more nothing doing and profound conversation with jasper. We decided that sitting around in the sun doing nothing has become our new fave thing, but first you have to find your own inner Sweden. it sounds better in dutch accent. kanker.